world record for 'shortest relationship'

David says: (12:52:48 AM)
so this is gonna seem a bit out of the blue


David says: (12:52:51 AM)
but you'll pick it up


David says: (12:52:54 AM)
you wanna go out?

David says: (12:52:57 AM)
(say yes)


David says: (12:52:59 AM)
lol


Jessica. says: (12:53:11 AM)
yes, yes i do.


David says: (12:53:15 AM)
well TOO BAD


David says: (12:53:19 AM)
cause i DUMP you


Jessica. says: (12:53:21 AM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


David says: (12:53:30 AM)
how do you feel now?


David says: (12:53:30 AM)
haha


Jessica. says: (12:53:40 AM)
excellent.




gotta love being dumped by your guy best friend..